From Year to Eternity

Halloween is rubbish at Pollock Halls. Everyone already seems to have done all manner of exciting spooky things while I was busy vomiting over a spreadsheet, and so tonight everyone's wandering around looking glum, and I have Oxbridge levels of work, most of which involves quoting journals that don't appear to exist. Spooky.

Still, there's a much more exciting event than National Be Terrified By Greedy Children Day on: Today is the first anniversary of Pan Bloglodytes, or my "Blogloversary", to coin the worst phrase ever. I feel kind of smug for my blog lasting this long, even if it is now in a hugely altered form, and the most interesting thing that was ever on it I nicked from Horizon, then deleted in a rage. Smugger too for having readers: you're greatm you are, all of you, and if you ever want to comment at how blatently stupid something I've said is, for God's sake do. I think the last time I said something intelligent was about five years ago, and it involved noodles.

Anyway, I'm sure you have better things to do tonight. So dress up and Scare well, and don't hesitate to combine todays events by dressing up as a cynical, undead chimpanzee. I do that pretty much every day of the year, after all.