Goodbye, Restart
Hey. If you're one of the two people who've stuck around Bloglodytes for the past year and are wondering where all the stuff about Scrappy Doo has gone, I'll tell you soon enough. For anyone else at all, hey. It's nice to see you, not that I can.
There are three types of blogs on Blogger, as far as I can see. The first variety is Porn Blogs, the reason why if you're a prude, like me, the "Next Page" button proves to have a somewhat significant flaw. The first one I accidently came across I genuinely thought was about dogs for about five minutes, until I realised they were in fact breasts. You should already have guessed I don't get out much. The second, and semi-mercifuly more common type of blog, is the Product Blog, whose reason I've never been bothered to assertain. These blogs consist of the phrase "Nasdaq" repeated in various forms of capitalization, and are the reason why people without time to spare find the "Next Page" button has a somewhat significant flaw.
The Third Type of Blog is the one about peoples' lives, which are the reason why everyone finds the "Next Page" button has a somewhat significant flaw.
Pan Bloglodytes is the Third Type of Blog. It's the story of someone you've never met, and unsurprisingly, it may not be the grippingest of things, at least at first (and I know "grippingest isn't a word. It should be.). But fortunately, I'm not the sort to harp on about their problems all the time, never quite remembering what they are, and so if all goes to plan the Blog should be refreshingly free of angst, and, less-refreshingly, full of torturous Biology-related stories. Sounds fun.
Incidently, to the two people, I restarted the Blog because it was rubbish. Which doesn't really bode well.
There are three types of blogs on Blogger, as far as I can see. The first variety is Porn Blogs, the reason why if you're a prude, like me, the "Next Page" button proves to have a somewhat significant flaw. The first one I accidently came across I genuinely thought was about dogs for about five minutes, until I realised they were in fact breasts. You should already have guessed I don't get out much. The second, and semi-mercifuly more common type of blog, is the Product Blog, whose reason I've never been bothered to assertain. These blogs consist of the phrase "Nasdaq" repeated in various forms of capitalization, and are the reason why people without time to spare find the "Next Page" button has a somewhat significant flaw.
The Third Type of Blog is the one about peoples' lives, which are the reason why everyone finds the "Next Page" button has a somewhat significant flaw.
Pan Bloglodytes is the Third Type of Blog. It's the story of someone you've never met, and unsurprisingly, it may not be the grippingest of things, at least at first (and I know "grippingest isn't a word. It should be.). But fortunately, I'm not the sort to harp on about their problems all the time, never quite remembering what they are, and so if all goes to plan the Blog should be refreshingly free of angst, and, less-refreshingly, full of torturous Biology-related stories. Sounds fun.
Incidently, to the two people, I restarted the Blog because it was rubbish. Which doesn't really bode well.
posted by Turnip @ 7:57 pm
2 Comments:
At 3:10 am,
Em said…
I wish you hadn't of done that. I was enjoying your writing before. Of course it's still very good and I wish I could write like that. But now it's green and stuff and shorter.
At 4:01 pm,
Turnip said…
It'll be longer soon, promise. I have the entire back-up file if I know who you are, and can easily send it anywhere. And you don't want to write like me, believe me. You get coerced into doing all your relatives' letters.
...It was green before! A better green, mind.
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